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The Best Spam WordPress Comment EVER



Spam WordPress comment come with the territory, especially for a successful blog. Once upon a time these spam comments helped those who left them (once upon a time being about 15 years ago) but now sensible blog owners moderate and hold these comments, so they have little purpose. 

Most spam comments are a simple string of linked URLs, or, if a spammer is trying to be clever, a very generic "Nice read, mate!" Not that genuine blog commenting cannot still be good for SEO, it can, but in the age of social media most WordPress comments are little more than varying levels of spam. 

Recently, when doing an audit of the spam comments caught by the Askimet plugin on a client's real estate site I came across a spam comment that, before it was consigned to the trash forever, deserved to see the light of day, just because it was so weird. And ridiculously long. So, I give you what is apparently the story of Steven. And the Romans. And Patton. Crazy, as I said: 

Because the image can't do it justice, here's the text in full (minus the bad links) 

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1/10 for content quality, but 10/10 for spammer effort! 



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